Unbeknownst to me, this party was scheduled to be a STAR STUDDED EVENT. I have never felt so UNFLY in my life. LOL, when I tell you bitches were dressed....I mean BITCHES WERE DRESSSSED! I felt sooooo lame in my pink Express tunic dress with sequins and pockets....GROSS!...NEVER AGAIN, we're going back one day and the next time WE WILL BE DRESSED! LOL
Soooooo my girls and I are on the dance floor minding our own business, when I turn around and see a black man which is no big deal because this a club and there are plenty of black men there, but this black man is different. This random black man is walking by with security guards. He looks dazed and confused and he's wearing a white linen jumpsuit with a fanny pack slung over his shoulder.
He looks like someone's drunk uncle at the BBQ doing the Chicago two step....it was bad.
Drunk Uncle and Ludacris..... GET A HAIR CUT..... NOW!
SMH....
So apparently it was Mario's B Day.....so he was there
Gabrielle Union was there too w/ some black guy....idk maybe that's her hubby....
*****EDIT****** 7:40 A.M.
Soooooo Nick R. Da A&R a.k.a."Mr. Cool Ass" cussed me out last night and informed me that this is Ludacris's manager Chaka Zulu and I am quote; "Wildin!". Well excuuuuuuse me Nicholas, I apologize..........
BUT HE'S STILL SOME BLACK GUY. LOL
THANK YOU.
Ohhhhh...and I met one of Alicia Key's backup dancers at Uptown....I only recognized her because I used to FRY her hair when I saw the Teenage Love Affair video....lol...no, really I did.....
I was in the bathroom in the mirror complaining and saying, "Iccck I hate this dress"...and the dancer turned to me and said..."Whyyy girl?....U better put your hands in your pocket and act like your the baddest bitch in this club!".....LMAO....CLASSIC.
She's sweet.....but that hair!..FRY!
Here she is on stage w/ Alicia Keys at the BET awards...
At least I think that's her....I mean who else would walk around with bangs....and nothing else...
JUST BANGS....lol
FRY!
SMILE!
;)
DANNI LOVES U!
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